Second Job Again

WTF?! I took this second job as a valet to earn some extra money here and there. Now I find myself getting pissed off at people while doing a job that means absolutley jack shit to me. Here is the latest chapter in the "I hate Marinites, You can all eat my shit saga. I find out that to keep my "second job" I have to work Valentines Day. No big deal. I think this holiday is made up by Hallmark for women and men who are complete pussies. Yes, you fuckwad males that think Valentines Day is special, you know who you are. Grow a pair you fuckin candy asses. Anyways, I have to work in Tiburon(southern Marin) at a fairley nice restaurant. I go into this gig thinking, "Well at least it's in Tiburon where people are supposed to have dough. Maybe I'll make an extra c-note for 5 hours of work. No such fucking luck. There were actually numerous people who handed me a one dolar bill. One dolar? Are you kidding me? Just keep it. I'd rather you just said,"Thanks for sprinting five blocks to get my car." It would mean more to me than having you hand me a one dollar bill. Just one more thing to add to the list of grievances I have with southern Marin. Hey, we have all the money why share it with someone who's providing me with good service. By the way one of the guys who gave a one dollar tip met his wife at the restaurant and she valeted her car as well. She even kicked down a three spot. For all of you out there who need some help on how much to tip. A five is reasonable and fair. 2-4 dollars is acceptable if the valet is clearly not trying very hard. If all you have is a one or some change, just keep it tell the valet that you're sorry you don't have any cash on you. By the way, the valet work I do is always complimentry so tipping should be no big deal. Last but not least if you want you car really taken care of and away from other cars kick down a 5 or 10 when you first valet your car and ask the valet to take care and hint towards more money when you come back. The valet will treat your car like it is made of platinum and he or she may inherit it one day. That's it. I'm done. Fuck you Marin County.
BVA...out