My buddy sent me this and I had to post it. I was fucking in pain from laughing.
Two in the crack, one in the back
Two in the kitty, one in the shitty
Two in the moose, one in the caboose
Two in the poon, one in the moon
Two in the girl, one in the swirl
Two in the gash, one in the stash
Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever
Two in the bush, one in the tush
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot
Two in the flap, one in the crap
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt
Two in the fun, one in the bun
Two in the giney, one in the hiney
Two in the goo, one in the poo
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye
Two in the humper, one in the dumper
Two in the junk, one in the trunk
Two in her meat, one in her seat
Two in the bank, one in the stank
Two in the muff, one in the stuff
Two in the cootie, one in the booty
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate
I know this post was crass but I just couldn't help it.